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I'M THE GOD DAMN BATMAN!
Batman, real name Bruce Wayne, is a DC Comics superhero and a former wrestler for VGCW.
In Batman[]
Losing his parents at age whocares, Batman took it upon himself to dress up in a ridiculous outfit and beat up thugs on the street. It's theorized he developed a terrible, incurable illness, as evidenced by how horrible his voice has gotten. Because of that it's likely he retired his vigilante ways to become a wrestler. Unfortunately just like everything Batman, nobody watches it for him.
In VGCW[]
Batman was most active in earlier matches, but continued to make occasional appearances into early 2013. Unlike in Gotham City, Batman has found few enemies in VGCW, the only notable one being Wreck-it Ralph, who decided he wanted to be like Bane and smashed Batman through Table-san. Batman didn't really need to do anything to get revenge, though, as Ralph was fired before Batman could fight him again. Batman is also notable for being in one of the first matches that had to actually be called off by Bazza due to THQuality. It was a Table Match against The Hulk that dragged on and on until people got so bored of the constant glitchy last second dodges that it was cancelled. He made noise when he won a 6-man Battle Royal and defeated Woody in mid-December. His momentum ended when Ganondorf knocked him out in a Last Man Standing Match. Afterward he made several more Rumble appearances, the last of which was in January 2013.
On 2013-03-02, Batman made an exclusive return to the wrestling scene by appearing in a special /v/GA match. He and his companions, Waluigi and Captain Falcon, faced off against the wits of The Penguin Gabe Newell, The Joker Piccolo, and Two Face Donte. They ended up losing anyway, due to unknown circumstances. The match was then erased from existence by an angry, reality-punching Superboy, thus causing the Bat's return to become a figment of imagination. Anyone who could still remember was labeled as crazy, and the imaginary match went down as "non-canon". As for Batman himself, nobody's really sure what this means for the Dark Knight. Has he really just been sitting around waiting for another match to fight in this whole time? If so, then how much longer is he willing to wait?
Unfortunately for those awaiting his return (nobody), Bazza confirmed on March 15th, 2013 that Batman has taken leave from the VGCW.
Non-Royal Rumble Record[]
| Date | Opponent(s) | Type | Result | Record | 1v1 | Notes |
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| 2012-12-19 | Ganondorf | Last Man Standing | Loss | 3-2-1 | 2-2-1 (40%) | Pre-Show |
| 2012-12-12 | Woody | Singles | Win | 3-1-1 | 2-1-1 (50%) | Pre-Show |
| 2012-12-09 | Dan Hibiki, Kratos, Luigi, Liquid Snake, Dr. Wily | Six-Man Battle Royal | Win | 2-1-1 | 1-1-1 (33%) | |
| 2012-11-22 | The Hulk | Tables | No Contest | 1-1-1 | 1-1-1 (33%) | |
| 2012-11-21 | Wreck-It Ralph | Singles | Loss | 1-1-0 | 1-1-0 (50%) | KotR Quarter Final |
| 2012-11-21 | JonTron | Singles | Win | 1-0-0 | 1-0-0 (100%) | KotR Round 1 |